Monday, December 3, 2012

Dear People of the World, I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Grammar




If you don't know this about me already, I'm an English language major and an editing minor. 

I'm not usually too picky or judgmental about people's spelling or grammar, mostly because I'm not perfect myself. 

There are, however, a few things that really get to me.

Here's a small list. Including a comic from The Oatmeal that can provide further (not farther) explanations on these subjects. Basically my favorite source of grammar humor. Yes, that exists. 

1. To, too, and two. 
I promise you, if you take .3 seconds to think about it, it's easy to figure out. 

2. Lose and loose.
Lose means you misplaced something. Loose means, well, to make something loose. As in not tight.
Lose













3. It's and its
It's is simple. IT IS. No really. That's what it means. Its is possessive.



4. Their, they're, and there.
Their=possessive.
They're=THEY ARE. Get how that works?
There=a place.  See how it has HERE inside of it? 



5. Your and You're
If you think your means you are, than you're an idiot.
That's the difference between the two (see how I used two correctly, too?)



6. Definitely. 
The root is FINITE, meaning well, definite. Simple. NO A.



7. Whether and Weather.
If you really can't distinguish between these two, that's just sad.



8. A lot.
Alot is NOT a word. You're saying you have a lot of something, sort of like saying you have a ton or a bunch or a piece or a bag of something. Lot is an amount. 



9. I'm do.
What does that even mean!? I'm do. I am do. That makes NO sense. Do you mean you are going to do {fill in the blank}? If you want to be lazy, at least use gonna! Do does not work as a verb here! You are essentially speaking gibberish!! The same works for I'm die or I'm go! You no make-a any sense!

10. It don't.
If you're going to seriously say this, just please shoot me and put me out of my misery.  Honestly.  It doesn't take anymore time to say IT DOESN'T than to say IT DON'T. Just please. There is no way you write this and think, "Hey, that sounds totally correct." NO. 

11. Our and are.
Just seriously. Really. Honestly. If you don't know the difference between these two, go back to school.

12. Weird v wierd
I have nothing to even say about this. So I'll let The Oatmeal do the talking.

Weird


Here are some other links to stuff on The Oatmeal that I feel strongly about. Please for the sake of humanity check them out.

How to Use an Apostrophe

How to Use a Semicolon

This is all I have for now.  I promise I'm not a Nazi and I'm not going to correct you if you're wrong, even if I really want to.  Just have a little courtesy and think about what you say it before you murder the minds of people.





Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Grab your pitchforks! He's a MORMON!


Is it just me or is everyone else getting sick of the argument "I refuse to vote for Mitt Romney because he's a MORMON!"  Ok... Your point?  

First of all, why should that matter?? Are you really that bigoted and cowardly that you can't accept someone whose religion isn't exactly like yours? 

If so, maybe you need to do some self-reflection and see what's wrong with yourself before you go around claiming someone's a terrible person because of their religion.

In case you're one of those bigots, here's a few reasons having a Mormon in the White House might actually be a good thing (as borrowed from another blog :))

Honesty. Mormons don’t have a corner on honesty. You can find honest people in every religion (and honest people who don’t profess a religion at all). And it would be a disservice to claim that every Mormon is honest. (After all, the notorious Western outlaw Butch Cassidy grew up in the LDS Church.)  But honesty is so highly valued in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that a question about honesty appears in the temple recommend interviews. Mormons can’t get into their temples unless they have affirmed to church leaders that they are honest in their business dealings, and if they’re ever convicted of a felony, they are excommunicated from the Church.  Also, the government intelligence agencies regularly recruit Mormons because of their honesty and language skills (learned while serving missions).


Fidelity. Mormons are human. It goes without saying that there have been Mormons who have been unfaithful to their spouses. But marital fidelity is also a question in the temple recommend interview. If the United States had had a Mormon president during the Clinton years, Monica Lewinsky would be minus a $12 million book deal (but her reputation would be intact), and the U.S. history books would be down one impeachment trial.


Healthy living. A Mormon president may find it a little awkward to toast a visiting dignitary because church members don’t drink alcohol, but his faculties are never going to be impaired by his being tipsy in a precarious diplomatic situation.  With alcohol, tobacco, illegal drugs and even coffee off the table, a Mormon president would be less likely to have health issues while in office.


Work ethic. Mormons believe in the concept of work. In hard times, they are more likely to seek work than to look for a handout. Although Mormons have compassion for the disadvantaged — to the point that they fast one day a month and give their food money to feed the poor — a Mormon president would be more likely to pour money into “workfare” programs that engender self-reliance and self-respect than to funnel tax dollars into welfare programs where bureaucrats just write out checks.


Fiscal responsibility. Mormons are counseled over and over again to get out of debt and to stay out of debt. A Mormon president would naturally have this sense of fiscal responsibility in mind when making decisions affecting the financial welfare of the country.


Community service. Because Mormons are led by an unpaid ministry, Mormon men and women learn at an early age how to lead and how to follow. Mormons take turns performing the tasks that must be performed to keep a congregation running smoothly. A man who leads the congregation today may be working in the nursery tomorrow. This teaches Mormons to listen to the ideas of others and to follow them when necessary, as well as how to take charge and make an organization run when it is their turn to lead. Another advantage of taking turns leading and following is that Mormons learn to put the needs of the community ahead of satisfying their own egos.


Cooperation. Mormons are uniquely trained to get along with people from all walks of life.  It begins when they serve as missionaries.  During that two-year period, they must spend 24 hours a day with a companion that has been assigned to them.  Because Mormons are as human as everyone else, not all of these companions are pleasant.  After their missions, they will spend the rest of their lives worshiping in congregations that are strictly determined by geographical boundary.  These congregations comprise people from all socio-economic groups.  If church members don’t like the people they work with in their congregations, they don’t have the option of hopping to an adjacent one.  Instead, they are expected to work things out.  Most of the time, they do.


Knowledge of the world. Most active Mormon men and many Mormon women have served as unpaid missionaries for between 18 and 24 months, paying for their missionary work from family funds. Missionaries who serve overseas preach in the language of the country where they serve and are fluent in those languages when they return. This experience builds character, and it also teaches Mormon missionaries enough about the world that returned missionaries are actively recruited for government service.


Unique views on America. Mormons believe that the United States Constitution was divinely inspired. Any Mormon president would do his best to preserve and protect the Constitution of the United States of America. Mormons also believe that God has promised that the United States will be preserved as long as its citizens continue to remember God. A Mormon president will do everything in his power to preserve the religious freedoms that were granted to its citizens through the Founding Fathers.


Independent Thinking. Just as some said the Kennedy presidency would be controlled by the Vatican, some are saying a Mormon presidency would be run from Salt Lake City.  Yet Mormons are taught the value of free will and independent study in the making and confirmation of decisions.  Just look at the number of LDS people serving in public office, and you will see that their views are all over the political spectrum.

Just to prove that most Mormons have no major skeletons in their closets, consider the latest presidential race.  The opposition is trying their hardest to dig up dirt on the Mormon candidate.  And what are they finding so far?  The fact that he put his dog on the roof of the car and may have made a few ill-advised remarks while in high school.  Compared to some of the previous residents of the White House, this guy is squeaky clean.

So there you have it.  Put down your torches and pitchforks.  Stop trying to see his horns through that nice head of hair and just accept that he's a Mormon.  I'm not saying you have to vote for him, although you should, but stop being so disgustingly intolerant. 

I'm Brooke Towns, and I approve this message.

Monday, September 17, 2012

I am a Mormon.


Who are the Mormons? Are they crazy people with horns and multiple mothers/wives that worship some man?

I don't know. Am I? For all of you that grew up with me, went to school with me, were my best friend, and have participated in plays and community service with me, do I fit the description you've been presented?

Do I?

How many of you know without a doubt that I am a Christian? That I know that Jesus Christ is my Savior and that He atoned for my sins?  How many of you know that I am a good person, or at least I try to be in every way?

How many of you have seen me do something kind, without any personal gain or reward?

Hopefully all of you.

How many of you have genuinely seen me do something cruel or undermining?

None of you.  Because that's not who I am.  Why am I not like that? Because of my faith and my knowledge of Christ.

If that's not who I am, why would you assume that the rest of an entire religion is any different?

When you're thinking negatively of the LDS church, do you forget that each and everyone one of you know someone that's LDS?  If you're reading this blog, then you obviously know me.  Do you ever consider that when you're laughing at something mean about my faith or my people that you're also mocking me?

I must say that I do also find it pretty humorous that this is a country claiming freedom of religion while its own administration participates in the mockery of mine and its citizens won't vote for a man because of his.  Funny, right??

No, I guess I didn't really think so either.

Don't think I'm offended or hurt by the actions of certain people lately.  This is something that the LDS church has faced since its origin.  Mormons were driven from state to state until they had to flee the existing United States entirely. 

Men, women, and children were killed because of their participation with the LDS church.  Simply because it was easier for people to believe horrible things than open their eyes and see that this religion wasn't that different.  

Oh.  Did you not know that LDS people were killed just for being LDS?

Did you know that in Missouri it was okay to kill someone as long as they were Mormon?

No? I guess they don't teach that in school.

Did you know that law wasn't done away with until 1976?

Yeah, I didn't think so.  

So, while even my friends mock and are unnecessarily afraid for the same reasons mentioned at the beginning, remember one thing.  I'm LDS and I've never hidden it or been ashamed of it.  Remember who it is you know that's a member of that faith and who it is you're mocking and afraid of.  Then remember me.

And then do one thing.  Find out for yourselves about the Mormons.  Don't go to a Baptist to learn about a Mormon. No offense, Baptists. ;) But really.  Go to the source, learn for yourself, then make an informed opinion. That's all I ask.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Mustaches, cigars, shots, and margaritas.

Well everybody, it's official. I'm fully legal.  Not that that really changes anything about my life but that's ok! My birthday was pretty much fantastic! Last Saturday I had a party and lots of my friends came to hang out and celebrate.  It was a BYORB. Also known as bring your own rootbeer.  We basically just played games and talked and had fun. Or at least I did!  

Then at midnight on my birthday Elizabeth and I went to the 7Eleven by our apartment and I bought a beer.  Calm down everyone.  I poured it in the grass.  We contemplated driving around to find a homeless man to give it to but that seemed too sketchy so the grass seemed the best place to dispose of it!  That was a fun adventure though and definitely one of my favorite memories now!  

After sleeping and skipping all of my classes for the day, Erika, Eric and myself went to Maria Bonita's! So good! Erika and I got virgin margaritas.  They were HUGE and so so so sour!  They were kinda expensive though so we made ourselves drink all of it.  Needless to say we felt really sick afterwards!  Never again will I buy a margarita. Ever.

That night a few friends came over and we played poker and made shots with combinations of grenadine, raspberry lemonade, orange juice, tonic water, and pina colada mix.  We had fake mustaches and tootsie rolls for cigars.  It was pretty great.

Now for the important part of this post! 21 things for 21 years!  I guess this year I'll do things I'm grateful for or events that have made me happy/influenced me in the last year. Prepare yourselves for awesome to come at you in no particular order.

1. Having a private room.  This is just so fantastic. Like seriously. I love having my own room. 

2. My family.  Seeing them last month was just what I needed.  I had missed my parents so much.  There's just something great that happens when you get to be with your parents.  It kinda makes me sad to think about not being close.  So I just don't think about it ;)

3. Target.  This seems silly but Target makes me so happy.  If I had all the money in the world, I'd buy myself my own Target. It's like Disney to me.

4. Having dated someone.  After actually dating someone, my life has really changed.  That sounds weird.  But seriously.  Even though it didn't work out, I'm ok with it.  I learned so much about what I want in my future husband and what I am and am not willing to sacrifice.  

5. Being happy.  I've noticed in the last couple of weeks how happy I am.  There are so many things to stress me out but through it all, my heart feels light and I feel joy.  I know that's they way life is supposed to be and I am so grateful for the ability to be happy no matter what circumstances I face.

6. Good weather. It has seriously been the most perfect beautiful weather lately and I absolutely love it!  I wish I could spend all day outside! It's just gorgeous!!!

7. Forgiveness.  I am so grateful that I have been able to learn how to let go and forgive people.  I think it's a lesson that Heavenly Father knew I needed to learn.  I am also grateful for the ability to know that I can be forgiven for my mistakes.  It's such a beautiful thing!

8. School.  I LOVE my classes this year!  All of them are so interesting (well, maybe not D&C...) and just fit what I want to learn about so perfectly!  Love it!

9. Jobs.  While I am a little worried I am going to have a complete mental breakdown by the end of the school year, I am so thankful to have not just one job but two.  Money is getting tighter and tighter so I can use all the help I can get.  Unless someone wouldn't mind like sponsoring me or something... I wouldn't mind quitting... :)

10. My car. Ethan is awesome.  I love having a car! I love being able to be independent and go where I want when I want!

11. Being capable and competent. Need I say more?

12. Laughing. I love funny people and things and I LOVE when people think I'm funny. Because I am. But it makes me happy.  

13. My nieces and nephew.  I love having tiny people that adore me so much and miss me.  It's so nice knowing that there are people that look up to me (no pun intended) and a good reminder to always do the right thing so that I am worthy of it.

14. Trials. Boy have I had trials this last year.  But without them, I wouldn't be who I am today.  I'm grateful for a Father that knows where to push me to prepare me and strengthen me for future challenges.

15. The priesthood.  I love knowing that if I ever need extra help or a blessing, there will always be someone near by that can give me a priesthood blessing.  I also love guys that respect and honor that power and genuinely realize how important and special it is!

16. Mountains. I just can't get over how great the mountains are.  People in Florida will never fully realize how awesome it is to just look out your window and see massive mountains just sitting there.  They are so beautiful and such an awesome reminder that this world really was created for us.

17. Accents and dialects.  After studying this for the past two weeks, I can't help but listen on all of my calls at work to the accents and dialects people have and use.  It's so interesting and curious how and why people speak the way they do.  Pretty cool :)

18. Daisies, dahlias, and zinnias.  Look them up on Google images. Then you'll know.

19. Comfortable pillows.  I am so grateful for comfy pillows.  They just make sleeping so nice.

20. Life.  I am now working on my third decade of life.  So many things have happened and there are so many more things that will happen.  I want to live every day to the fullest, not because of that YOLO garbage ("You only live once" for you old people) but because I don't want to have any regrets in this life.  I want to have fantastic memories and experiences that I can share with my children and I want to make every single day count.

21.  The Gospel.  So much of my life has changed in regards to the Gospel.  I love this Church and the truth I have in my life. I love that God has a purpose for me and that I have the opportunity to be His hands.  I love that this life isn't the end and that I will have my loved ones forever.  I genuinely love the plan that has been set for us and the path that was laid before us.  I also love my Savior and all that He did to make it possible for us to follow Him without any guessing games or dead ends.  I love it all.

There are my 21 things for my 21 years.  I hope to always be happy and thankful enough that coming up with one thing for each increasing year never becomes a challenge!

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Oh the irony.

My mom sent this to me today.  I find it seriously ironic since I say in there "Never write anything you don't want someone else to read," and here it is being read by the very person who told me that.  But anyways.  I guess I wrote this when I was ten.  That was more than half my life ago now!  Weird! I was cute.  And stinkin' smart if I do say so myself, besides some of my spelling at least ;)




Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Stranded


The picture right before the bright idea is where I'm at.  Or at least hopefully I've come that far...

Sunday, May 27, 2012

What lime is this?

This past month has been really good.  I've still been stressed because of normal college student-working-in-the-summer stuff, but my heart has been so much lighter this last 4 weeks.  


So what's been going on?


First off, I've been able to let go of so much anger against certain people.  With that gone, I have been able to feel more like me again, which is very nice.


Secondly, I have gone on a couple dates.  Some ok, some pretty good, and that has definitely been nice.  It's crazy how not going on dates makes you not feel like a girl anymore, but as soon as you do, your girliness comes back full fledged. And I like being a girl ;) 


Besides that, I've just been working and working.  I have two jobs right now.  One is at Lane Bryant at the mall.  I only work like 6-10 hours there though so my other job is at this call center type place working 25 hours a week.  Both are minimum wage but I'm grateful that I not only have a job, but have two jobs.  Money has been really tight recently but I wouldn't really expect it to be any other way!


The only thing that has been bothering me is wanting to go home so badly.  I miss my family a lot and my house.  And the beach.  And swimming pools.  And my parents.  And my friends.  And just home pretty much!  It costs about $350 to get there though, so that probably won't be happening, sadly.


To not focus on me anymore, LAUREN'S ENGAGED! And as we have learned, you can't spell engaged without gag.  But that's not the point.  This last week Mama Smith was here and it was so nice to have a mommy here!  She cooked for us and took care of us and it was just so nice!  We went wedding dress shopping and found Lauren a really beautiful dress!  We've been talking about colors and themes and ideas so much lately, I feel like I could plan my wedding in five minutes.  Just kidding.  But we have been talking about wedding stuff non-stop and it's been really fun, but really scary and weird!  We just seem too young to be getting married all of a sudden haha But I really am happy for them and can't wait to see everything come together and see my best friend married for time and all eternity!


That pretty much sums up my life right now.  Crazy yet simple and totally fun and unexpected!