Wow.

So today I was very very sick.  I was scheduled to work and there was no way I could call in sick since today is Lowe's biggest selling day of the year and they need every cashier to be working.  Because it was actually hot for once today, I was in a never-ending state of clamminess and just felt awful.  A little while into my shift, I was approached by Ed.  Yes.  His name is Ed.  Ed looks a little like this.  Just with shorter hair and a baseball cap.  

This is the conversation Ed and I had today:

I hear you're interested in a boyfriend.
What?
You interested?
In what? (I was verrrrry confused. I thought he was selling me a car.)
Do you want to be my girlfriend?
What? (Again. I was sick and had no freaking clue what he was talking about.)
Are you interested in starting a relationship?

Uhm what?

You know. Like dating. Are you interesting in beginning a relationship?

Uhmmm well actually I'm only here for a couple months and I'm not really interested in dating anyone... 

Blank stare

Because I'm not from here... I'm just here for my summer break from school... And I'm not planning on coming back here... But thanks for asking...

Is this what my life has come to? Good gravy.