Thursday, June 16, 2011

Dear Farmington,

You kinda suck.  


You have one mall.  Really?  I mean I'm not the type to go shopping all the time, but when I do, I need more than 64 stores.  I say this because 95% of those stores are those weird ones that no one goes in because they're just weird...  And it's the only mall for three hours.  


People here are also the worst drivers I have ever seen in my entire life.  We just to complain about Utah drivers - especially their (lack of) parking skills.  Here, it's worse.  Hard to believe, I know.  How long would you guess it takes me to drive 4.5 miles to get to work?  Just guess.  You're wrong.  15 minutes.  There is no flow of traffic here.  The speed limit is 35 and you get stopped every block at a red light.  Ridiculous.


There are 43,420 people who live here.  There's one post office.


On the plus side, if you drive an hour to three hours there are a couple of fun things to do.

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